New rules for shows:
1. Free admission for all audience members.
2. Actors will actually be shot during show - no more stage props blanks.
3. The "mystery dinner" will be just that....a mystery.
4. Audience members who are not able to solve the murder will be incarcerated for 30 days.
5. Alcohol will only be served to those audience members who do not drink.
6. Private events will be just that - audience members sit it one room and the actors will perform privately in another room.
7. For an additional fee, we will actually shoot someone from your party...but non-fatal wounds only. Fatal shootings require a note from your attorney.
8. Some of the cast members will pay audience members for the privilege of performing for you.
9. Any cell phone, smart phone, camera, etc. used by audience members during a show will be confiscated and sold.
10. Audience members can interact with the actors and are permitted to attack them, harm them, molest them and/or steal their belongings
Happy April Fools Day!
P.S. Yes - that is a real book above but never read it.
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